10/6/2014

Musashi came highly recommended, after two visits, I can only say this place deserves NO stars.

First visit. We asked for the “adult” show for a visiting friend.  Got two bowls of rice turned upside down with some round veggie on top and they called it boobs… great… I paid 20% more over Benihana for rice boobs?  The food was okay, so I’ll give it another shot.

Second and final visit.

– 6 weeks out:  Made reservations for adult show for 7 at 10pm.

– 3 weeks out:  Called to confirm reservation for adult show for 7 at 10pm. Confirmed.

– Reservation:  Showed up 15 minutes before and checked in with the hostess, confirmed that we had reservation for 7 and for adult show.  She tells us to tell the server you want adult show.  She then proceeds to sit a party of 3 at our table… they had a 9 year old with them.  While most 9 year old nowadays have probably seen more internet porn than most adults my age, I did the adult thing and let the hostess know that she just sat a kid at the adult show table.  Apparently, according to the hostess, a 9 year old seeing a 2 foot long big black dildo with simulated jiz is, to her, perfectly fine.  I continued to ask for an kid free adult show.  After asking for the manager, I was told that she was not at the restaurant.  After further pressing, we asked to speak with the owner Tsutomu (AKA Tiger)… we explained our situation, about making reservations and blah blah blah… he couldn’t give two shits.  Taking the high road, we decided to leave and not scar the poor kid.

This is what I get from wanting to see a big black dildo at a Japanese restaurant.

It is now my mission in life to divert any and all tourist away from this shitty place.

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